I'm not going to be posting on my livejournal anymore. I hardly come on here lately. People from school got me sucked into myspace. So if you have a myspace page, my link is www.myspace.com/falcondarkstar

~Darkstar

These people never cease to amaze me...

1.) I was on the phone with a girl that I go to school with, and we were talking about how her weekend went. She said it was fine except for the fact that she got chemical burn. I asked her how she did that. When she started the sentence, "Well, me and my boyfriend were having sex," I knew this was going to be interesting. Turns out her and her man were fucking and the condom broke. So he freaks out and runs to Wal-Mart to get some spermicide. I don't know what the fuck they did wrong, but she now has a chemical burn inside...yes...INSIDE her twat. I had to get off the phone with her after that cause I was afraid I was going to laugh in her face.

2.) I was in anatomy class later the same day, and we were discussing the nervous system. When we were talking about the medulla oblongotta, Jenny had a story for us. She said there was a chicken in Fruita, Colorado named Mike the Headless Chicken. This farmer had the chicken, and he wanted to eat it. So he chopped off the chicken's head, but he didn't sever the medulla oblongotta. So as chickens do, it flailed around as the farmer waited for it to die. But it didn't. Since the medulla oblongotta wasn't severed from the body, Mike the Headless Chicken still had all his basic life support functions. This chicken lived for 18 months without his head. The farmer would peel back the flap on his esophagus and poured feed down the chicken's throat. The chicken could breathe and everything. Here's the website if you want to check it out. www.miketheheadlesschicken.org .

Thanks for reading another installment of Only in Colorado.

Falcon Darkstar

Feelin: blank

It rained today. ^_^ It was nice. Thunder too...

Falcon Darkstar

You Are 60% Vain

You're a little vain, but more than anything you have a healthy amount of confidence. Thinking the world of yourself is great. Just don't think less of those who aren't as pretty as you!

Feelin: ^___^

My Life According to Media Player
Directions:
Put your music player on shuffle.
Press forward for each question.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.

Where will i go today?
Starless - Crossfade

How am I feeling today?
The Power of Goodbye - Madonna

Will I get far in life?
Underwater - Delerium

How do my friends see me?
Burn - Mad at Gravity
o_O

When will I get Married?
Hide U - Kosheen
lol!

What's my theme song?
Feels So Good - 311

What is the story of my life?
Sugar, We're Going Down - Fall Out Boy
*giggles*

What am I like in bed?
From the Heart - Hoobastank

How can I get ahead in life?
Marco Polo - Loreena McKennitt

What is my best feature?
Old Blue Chair - Kenny Chesney

How is today going to be?
After All - Cher

What is in store for this weekend?
Entwined - Lacuna Coil

What is my life like at the moment?
Tonight- Staind

What song describes my secrets?
Needles - SOAD

What is my current lover like?
To the Moon and Back - Savage Garden

What song will they play at my funeral?:
Constantine - Something Corporate

How does the world see me?
Hokus Pokus - ICP

Will I have a happy life?
Heaven (Candlelight Mix) - DJ Sammy

What do my friends really think of me?
Let's Go Get Stoned - Sublime

Do people secretly lust after me?
The Animal Song - Savage Garden.
*falls over*

Will I accomplish my goals in life?
Can't Hold Us Down - Christina Aguilera

Will I find true love?
With This Knife - Smile Empty Soul

How do I treat others?
Get Off (You Can Eat a Dick) - Kittie


This amuses me. ^_^

Feelin: blank

Oh MY GAWD!!!!!!! *twitch* You will not believe what I bought today... Kool Milds...IN A SLIDE BOX!!!!! I know that probably doesn't mean a thing to any of you (except for Meaghan ^^), so I'll tell you a little history.

Long, long ago in Cigarette Land, there lived a pack named Salem Lights. He was a shunned man because he was different. You see...he was a slide box. No one loved him, but an odd homsosexual and his best friend. They smoked Salem Light slide box religiously, for not only was it a slide box, but there was a green filtered cigarette inside. It was bliss.

Then one day, the unthinkable happened. Salem Lights' parents, Winston-Salem split the family up because they like to fuck with people. They ripped the slide box away from Salem Lights, and made Salem Black Label (which are gross). And they left the original flavor, now called Salem Green Label, in a normal evil pack. This was a sad day for the odd homosexual and his best friend.

But today is a magical day, for the wonderful Kool Milds have taken up the Slide Box banner. It just so happens to be what the odd homosexual smokes. Because he had started to vomit at Salem Lights in disgust. So it is a magical day. Myess...

Feelin: What else would I be?

Stagnant...

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Not too much going on with me. I was working for Hobby Lobby for the span of a whole three days I think. Then they call me up and tell me that they're not going to need me for another week, and then they'll only need me for like twelve hours in the week. So I quit, and I've been looking for another job. Well, I finally found one. lol This one only took me three days to snag. The only problem is the hours are from 4:00 a.m. - 12:30 p.m.

When am I going to sleep?

Falcon Darkstar

Feelin: pessimistic

What's been going all yall? I'm so glad that this week is over with. It was finals week...fuck that! That was hell in a holistic package. Our anatomy exam was insane. I missed the last lecture before the exam, and I didn't get a chance to make it up. It turns out only six people passed the anatomy exam out of 21. I'm just happy I was one of the six. Bwahahahahahahaha! I'm kinda sad we won't have Reflexology anymore. That was my favorite class.

Missy, Shannon, Juliana, Brian, and I went to go see The Libertiene last night. o.0 That was the best fucking movie that I've seen in a long time. I mean, it was fucking fabulous. I don't care who reads this, but go see that fucking movie. It's definitely worth it. Even if you do have to drive to another city to go see it...Meaghan.

If you're a fan of Fall Out Boy, you have to click on this link. http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/03/08/pete_wentz_nude_cell_phone_pic.html
Supposedly Mr. Pete here decided he was gonna take some nekkid pictures of himself on his Sidekick. Then, he sends them to a ladyfriend who sends it to another and so on. Regardless of the story...he's fucking naked. Giving himself a gods be thanked handjob! It took me a few seconds to find them not censored. It was worth it though. lol Go check it out. Trust. Yall have fun now. I'm gonna go get high and chill wit my man. ^_^

Falcon Darkstar

P.S. We have a cult. Jesus doesn't have Kool-Aid, but we do... Vision Bitch!

Feelin: high

I think it's time for me to take a break from the world for a few minutes. I haven't had the chance to post in ages. I really need to start taking some tme out of each day so I can just unwind for a bit.

I had to go to the ER on Friday for some wonderful little kidney stones. Let me tell you them little fuckers hurt like all hell. I do have to say that the Oxycodone that the doctor-man gave me help so much. Even after the pain is gone. hehe. I can't believe that Brian went with me to the ER and sat there for six hours. Oh...yall don't know about Brian huh?

Brian is a guy that I met a few weeks ago and we've been getting to know each other very well. hehe. He's as big of a stoner as I am and he has great taste in music. His daughter is a little pistol too. I don't see how he puts up with her all the time. LOL But that's probably the reason why I'm not going to have kids. ^_~ So yeah...that's how that works.

School is going great. I have my first final tonight. I'm so happy to get this class over with. All I want is my damn table. I should probably get to cramming for that test tonight. Eventually....

I'm moving soon. I'm in the process of getting some money to liberate myself from the geriatric one's house. I can't wait. I'm probably going to move a lil farther west away from the cacophony that is Denver. I hate the way people drive up here.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I ALMOST DIED THE OTHER NIGHT!!! Of course we would get a really bad snowstorm when I'm leaving the hospital all fucked up and stuff. So, I'm driving like fifteen miles an hour down 88th to fucking Walgreens at like two in the morning when I crest a hill and notice that all the cars at the bottom are just all scattered about. 'Hm...' I thought to myself, 'that's odd...' Then of course I find out why they're all scattered when I hit the black ice and slowly start to spin down the bridge into a fucking pole. Right before I hit the pole I had to turn my car off cause if I would've hit, my airbags would've went off. Yeah...that's a quick way to piss me off. Stupid winter...

I think I'm done for now...I'll post later I suppose. Bleh.

Falcon Darkstar

Feelin: study study study

ParisHiltonsBoi (2:49:24 PM): that text was wrong
FalconDarkstar (2:49:33 PM): *shakes head* Yes indeed
ParisHiltonsBoi (2:50:05 PM): made me sad
FalconDarkstar (2:50:13 PM): Who are you trying to play?
ParisHiltonsBoi (2:50:21 PM): EXCUSE ME

ParisHiltonsBoi (2:50:30 PM): Dude you need to check yourself
FalconDarkstar (2:50:48 PM): Really now? I'm not the one that decided to become uber shady. I believe you hold that title.
ParisHiltonsBoi (2:51:23 PM): Whatever
FalconDarkstar (2:51:52 PM): You have to come up with something better than that if this is going to be any fun... I know you're capable of a better retort than that...
ParisHiltonsBoi (2:53:08 PM): I am not even going to start
FalconDarkstar (2:53:18 PM): Because you know I'm right.
ParisHiltonsBoi (2:53:23 PM): No
FalconDarkstar (2:53:41 PM): Well then?
FalconDarkstar (2:54:38 PM): Well, here's one for you...fuck you you sorry son of a bitch. Nice knowin ya!



LOL It felt good to let off a little steam. I just wish I could take a tire iron to his head. Anyhow...how yall been? I know it's been awhile since I updated, but I've been real busy dealing with school in this fucktard. At least I don't have to spend energy on him anymore. It's really amusing. That converstation happened maybe three minutes prior to this post, and the window is still open. He still hasn't responded. What is it about the people in this state? Nobody wants to play with me. lol They're all fucking flaky and shady as hell. The sex isn't that great either. At least I got a cd, food, and a tank of gas out of the bastard.

Moving on to things that are much happier (even though that short converstaion was extremely amusing.) After school last night, Charlotte, Shannon, Missy and I went to Waffle House. It felt so good to have good food and good company. I'm really glad that I'm making friends out here that are about as crazy as we are down south. Shannon's from Texas, so she knows how it is. Anyway, we ended up staying there from eleven to almost two in the morning. I don't think there was a subject we didn't cover. I do think the people at Waffle House were happy to have their low-counter back. ^_~

Misty and DeShane are coming up here on Friday! Yay! They're going to stay in Boulder for a week, then come down to Denver for a week. I'm going to help them look for a place to live while they're up here. Hehe, we're gonna get hiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....sooooo hiiiiiiiiiiggggggh! Sorry, I'm not all here right now. I've been in a complete vegitative state since Saturday. The geriatric one has gone on vacation to see my aunt in TN, so I have the house to myself until this Saturday coming up. All I've been doing is going to school. I put in an assload of applications on Friday, but I still haven't heard anything from any of those. I was supposed to go to a job fair today, but my dad got ahold of me first. Kinda pissed but that's ok. Oh! I might be getting a new cell phone soon. Cingular is going crazy on me. I hardly have any reception anywhere and it seems to be getting wose. I'm hungry and I have anatomy homework to do, so Imma go for now. Ja ne.

Falcon Darkstar

Feelin: I am pleased...

I can't believe that I start school in six days. I honestly never thought this day would come. I'm going to be the only person in my family to go to school. *grins* It'll be good- to actually do something and make something of myself. I've been so depressed lately, the job search isn't going very well at all. I've just been so stagnant.

Christmas was terrible! lol. They made me wake up at six in the morning for no reason, then we opened presents around ten. I got so many books. I was happy. Then I got a cd player yesterday for my car. Hippie and I had to put it together in the dark. That was fairly amusing. I don't know why I'm updating...bleh...

Falcon Darkstar

Feelin: lethargic

Jesus fucking Christ I'm hungover... blah... Last night was insanity. Roxanne called me earlier in the day to invite me over to drink for my birthday after she got of work. I said yea and Joel and I went over there around tenish I think. I'd already been fucked up before I got there. Muscle relaxers are fun. Myess... Anyway, I brought Pass Out with me to play. If you don't know what it is, don't worry about it. I'd picked up three bottles of rum, and Rox got some peppermint schnapps. We didn't even make it around the whole board. LOL We started with one mixed drink, then we just started shooting. I ended up getting sick and threw up in the trash can. Too many pills and alcohol don't mix. Gods I was drunk of my ass. I handed Roxanne my keys and they told me I passed out around two. Then Roxanne said Joel passed out and she stayed up and finished off the second bottle of rum. Then she passed out around three.

I really didn't want to wake up this morning. lol I felt like hell. Then Roxanne's Children of the Corn, as she calls them, were raising holy hell. She finally stumbled out of bed at like 11, then we smoked some bowls to cure the hangover.

I still feel like hell, but at least my stomach don't hurt anymore. Evil rum...

Falcon Darkstar

Feelin: Hung the fuck over!

You are The Hermit

Prudence, Caution, Deliberation.

The Hermit points to all things hidden, such as knowledge and inspiration,hidden enemies. The illumination is from within, and retirement from participation in current events.

The Hermit is a card of introspection, analysis and, well, virginity. You do not desire to socialize; the card indicates, instead, a desire for peace and solitude. You prefer to take the time to think, organize, ruminate, take stock. There may be feelings of frustration and discontent but these feelings eventually lead to enlightenment, illumination, clarity.

The Hermit represents a wise, inspirational person, friend, teacher, therapist. This a person who can shine a light on things that were previously mysterious and confusing.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Feelin: hungry

I think I've just invented a new sport! It's called auto ice skating. I've had my new car for a couple of days now, but this was the first day that I had the chance to drive it in the snow... So I'm leaving my grandmother's house going to my aunt's and I have to stop at a light. So I stop...then slide...so I start to countersteer and pump my breaks only to gingerly hit and be stopped by a speed limit sign. *sigh* I'm just happy my airbag didn't come out, I'd really be pissed then. I was supposed to go job hunting today, but after using my genius to invent a sport, I don't think I'll be driving anymore today...

I don't know how often I'm going to be able to get online anymore...my parents are supposed to be bringing me my computer today, but I doubt they will since it's snowing. Right now I'm using my grandma's in her room since she's not home. Gods do I ever need drugs....I wonder if someone would trade food stamps for pot. *ponders* I think I'm going to call Roxanne. heheh Have fun yall and be happy your low temp for the night isn't going to be -5.

Falcon Darkstar

Feelin: cold

I put a deposit on my car today...very good moment. Myes... It's so pretty! It's a 1995 Maxzda MX-6. Fully loaded, sunroof, leather, 5spd V6. Very good moment. Now if the bank would just get with the program and put the insurance check in there it would make things easier. I want me car... Damn I'm high. Hehe....

Falcon Darkstar

Feelin: high

I can't believe what I've done. I can't believe that I have the capacity to do something that stupid! Why fuck up the best thing I have going for me. He loved me! With everything that he had...he loved me. I crushed it. I knew he gave his heart to me, just as I did to him...but I wanted more. I just had to have my cake and eat it too. Hecate, why do I do these stupid things? I wish I could turn the clock back...I miss him so much. I feel like I'm dying. I need him... It's too late now though. I've fucked it up to the point where it will never be possible to see his smile, or stroke his hair ever again. I deserve to feel this way...I deserve every tear falling down my face and every scar on my arm...

I love you Cyrus...

Feelin: crushed

Everything is moving so quickly; albeit, I'm so stagnant. School starts in a little more than a month. It seems odd to finally start after waiting for so long. There are so many things to look at as another painful year draws to a close. It seems like we are dealt nothing but blow after blow, expected to endure it all with very few respites between. I wonder what Jenn would be doing right now if she were here... Gods know it would be a definite relief to see her once more. Everything's been so twisted lately...with no sign of normalcy returning for awhile. Will it ever return? Sometimes I wonder if it was ever there to begin with. It seems like for as long as I can remember, things have been getting progressively worse. Everything  has been getting worse. Not just around me and my circle- all over.

I wonder if it's just because I'm isolated out here.

Regardless of the reason, all we can do is get through it. That's what we were put here for. We're the pawns in someone else's game; trying to make the best out of whatever scenario they gave us...much to their amusement I might add. That's my own musings though.

I really don't know what's gotten into me. It all started when I was reorganizing all my stuff in my aunt's basement when I came across my cards...  ever since I've just felt introspective...

I suppose I'll figure it out...

Falcon Darkstar

Feelin: quixotic